I tend to be the one that sets traps for people. One of my talents - I guess you could call it that - that I've developed over the years is the ability to say anything with a straight face. I can convince anyone that just about anything is true. Pair that with the fact that most people find me very intelligent and a wealth of information... and I am a walking magnet for suckers. One of my favorites is when I convinced one of my friends in high school that all Italians are half African.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all