You Will Die Orgasming To Death!
When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack.
While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should.
If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple.
Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go!

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck