Try this silentsoul........

Peel a banana and have your wife slide it in and out of your mouth (keep your tongue out of the way) slow and steady...and then faster and faster.......then have her slow it down again and pull it out and rub it gently over your lips and then part your lips again and thrust it back in!

Other than that, hun....this is much like trying to explain in detail, what a cloud looks like....to a blind person who has never had sight!!!!!! If I had to do that....I'd wad up a bunch of cotton balls and put them in their hand. That's the best I can do!

P.S. I've written my name in cursive in the snow while I pee'd! And....my name is all curves with l's and e's abounding......but it was fun to try and I hate being one upped my men! So.....there! *raspberries* LOL!

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