A High school friend asked me once "Why do you girls need toilet paper?" I was speechless ....

This is also the same guy that another friend and I convinced that the brass balls saloon was like hooters .... except w/all the waiters' balls hanging out of their pants and painted brass colored.

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche