Said to me about a year ago, before my weight "adjustment"

"How come a chick with such a great ass has such little tits?"

I almost bit him. (I was in a position to cause GREAT damage and pain, i.e. my mouth was full)

Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho