1) How often do you think about sex?
Otay first take all the time that I'm awake during the day, then add it to all the time that I spend sleping ... thats about how often I think about sex.

2) How often do you masturbate?
Twice a day ... maybe its that electric toothbrush that gets me in the mood.

3) How often do you watch/view porn?
Daily.

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