Damn, after reading the list, I can tell I definitely need to get a life and get off these nightshifts where life is just work/sleep/work/sleep, etc.

1) Paper or plastic? paper

2) Soup or salad? salad

3) Ribbed or ultra-thin? ultra-thin

4) JLo or Shakira? Who?

5) NSYNC or Back Street Boys? Back Street Boys (but PREFER rock'nroll)

6) ButteryNipples or Screaming Orgasms? geesh, I thought you were talking about REAL buttery nipples or screaming orgasms. If that's the case, I'll take the screaming orgasms. (Can you tell I don't drink or have a social life?)

7) Real or fake? Who cares?

8) Crouching tiger or hidden dragon? Hidden dragon

9) Classic triangle, Brazillian strip, or smooth? smooth

10) Cheerleader or Catholic school girl? Yuk. Neither.

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