Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
>gates.
>
>"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
>something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>
>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
>"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
>
>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
>shook them and said, "They're bells" .
>Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".
>
>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
>pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
>do those symbolise?"
>
>The man replied, "They're Carols".

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