That last one has GOT to be made up.
The hip was dislocated, not completely ripped off - there's skin and muscle in the way, there's no way a nut can slip in there.

Nup, I refuse to believe it. Not physically possible.

And as for the rest of them, well, we're men. We're stupid. We do stupid things.

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