LMFAO@Cheyanne! ^5 sister friend!

Hubby+iron makes for very agitated wifey! Here's the scenario..........

Hubby..."Honey (from the cellar), where's the iron"?

Me..."On the ironing board (under my breath....."Duh...where would you be if you were an iron"?)"

Hubby..."Does it need more water in it"?

Me..."Only if you want steam"!

Hubby..."Well, how do I know if I want steam"?

Me..."What are you ironing"?

Hubby..."I"ve got to get this collar on my flannel shirt to NOT stick up"!

Me..."Steam it"!

Hubby..."How much water do I add"?

Me..."You want me to iron your shirt....don't you"!

Hubby..."Could you please"?

Me..."Why didn't you just ask me instead of the test"? (under my breath..."Get the fuck outta my way you moron and don't come near me when I have a hot iron in my hand"!!!!!!!!)

I just love that somnabitch!

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