It had to happen, and it did. Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of the lesser-known Saddam family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ..................the restauranteur
Guday................... the half-Australian brother
Huray.................... the sports fanatic
Begay......................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay....................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay......................the singer / entertainer
Ebay.......................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner
Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay......................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway..................the grocery store owner
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay........................the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered.