Star Trek
1. Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.
2. Clowns made the tribbles.
3. Clowns shaved Captain Picard's head.
4. The BORG is really a futuristic group of extra evil clowns. (I believe it's the Bozo ORGanization.)
Star Wars
5. Darth Vader's mangled face is really another mask. Under that he is really a clown (that's the real secret.)
6. Boba Fett's first bounty was to capture a clown pirate.
X-Files
7. The "Cigaratte Smoking Man" works part time as a clown. (That's right--a clown killed JFK and MLK!)
8. Sculley was really abducted by a group of rogue clowns, trained as helicopter pilots.
Pulp Fiction
9. A clown was the one who scratched Vincent Vega's car after he got it out of storage.
10. The briefcase: Yes, it was Marsellus Wallace's clown suit inside. (He had to keep that out of the wrong hands. Would you want everyone to know you were a clown?)
Usual Suspects
11. Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.

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