That one reminds me of another "nun" joke that I had heard some time ago -

Three nuns have died and are in heaven at the pearly gates waiting to be let in. St. Peter tells the first nun, that if she has sinned in any way, that she was to use the "holy" water to clense herself before she was allowed to pass the pearly gates.......

The first nun looked up at St. Peter, and turning red faced, dipped her hands into the "holy" water.....

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have touched a man's penis."

St. Peter looks at the nun with raised eyebrows and lets her through the gates into heaven.

Suddenly, the other two nuns are fighting! The nun that is third in line is trying to push her way to the front, and the second nun isn't wanting to let her.....

"Now, what seems to be the problem?" St. Peter asks the third nun....."Why can't you wait your turn?"

The third nun replies...... "Well, St. Peter, I would like to gargle with that stuff before she (points to the second nun) sits in it!!!!!"

:lust:

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