And while we're on the subject of foreplay.... all you Brits take note:

July 30th is National Foreplay Day in the UK. So, spend an extra half hour or more!!

July 31st, the day immediately after, is National Orgasm Day in the UK. I'm not sure if that means after 24 hours of foreplay you get 24 hours of orgasms, but it sounds like it'd be fun trying!! teehee!!

I do have to wonder who designates days like this. The UK had National Nude Day a few weeks ago. Is it the government? Are politicians arguing in parliament about which day to celebrate Female Ejaculation Day? Or are bored civil servants just doing it on their own accord? National Masturbate At Work Day.... oh hang on, that's a typical civil servant's job anyway..... teeheeheee! I'm so bad!

My apologies to any civil servants, politicians or orgams that may be offended by this post, it was not my intention to insult anyone at all.

CasperTG

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