Good one's Fussy. Here are a few of my favourites, some work others don't.

1. Get your coat, you've pulled.

2. You don't sweat much for a fatgirl.

3. Here's 20pence call your parents and tell them you won't be home tonight.

4. My face leaves in 5 minutes, be on it.

5. Are you tired? "Why?" Because you've been racing through my mind all night.

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Strength in depth

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