LOL! Calling all slobs!

Please explain (as Steph has asked) how you might think that work boots under a living room coffee table adds to a decor!

And while I'm on the subject.........I don't give a flying crap about ya'll putting the toilet seat down when you are through. I don't put it up when I'm done...so fair's fair...right? And the toothpaste cap? Pffffffffffffffft! Ain't no thang! It makes it easier for me to aquire some paste when the early morn has me all confused.....and if it squeezes/oozes out from just laying there....it's also a great countertop shiner-upper! But........

Those hairs on the countertop look surprisingly similar to the curlies from down below............and I know they aren't but you'll be the one explaining it to our company when I see the look on their face as they exit the bathroom. I don't leave my long locks laying around for you to trip over them.....could you at least clean the beard hair out of the sink after you tighten up the dark hairy thing?

Whew! Am I done? I mean....I am done!

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