Bought for wife's car,years ago.-"My wifes other car is a broom!"
Sticker on oldest daughters car,that I gave her on her birthday,
years ago.-"Don't laugh,it's paid for!"
Wifes favorite.-"I may be going slow,but I'm ahead of you!"
My favorite(probably,because of my street-fighting background)
In my drugstore parking lot,I have seen many vehicles,with a
sticker,that says-My son/daughter,is an Honor Student at ??
school.The one that I liked best was a van,with a sticker,in the
rear window.It said-My son/daughter isn't on the Honor Role,but
they can kick the shit out of your kid that is! Irish
P.S.My wife wouldn't put that sticker,on her car,but she gave me the money,for it.It's the thought that counts!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)