We get a catalog every 3 months. In it are bumper stickers.... here are a few of them...

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Heaven won't accept me. Hell's afraid I'll take over
Save a Tree, Eat A Beaver
Your village called and said the idiot is missing...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.