I remember a few times, I don't know if it qualifies in this topic but, a few times I remember having sex with my wife half asleep. I mean I had a dream or something and half awoke and I was just all over my wife. When the morning came I has waking up still tired and half wondering why and she was in the best of moods for someone who isn't a morning person.

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