A friend of mine once told me she was undergoing a bizzare nerve condition. Everytime she sneezed, she had an orgasm.

I asked her if she was taking anything for it.

"Yes," she said, "Snuff."

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"Forget your stereotypes, your fears. Straight people are not what you
have been led to believe. They're a wonderfully diverse bunch, though the flamboyant ones hog all the media attention."