I guess it is possible for me to turn and scream 'Run Away, Run Away' like I was in a Monty Python movie.

It would not be the item itself that I found repulsive or disgusting, but the feeling of being deceived. For example (Hypothetically): I had been dating this gorgeous woman for a few weeks now, and one night at my place things are getting hot and heavy. We start fooling around, I put my hand up her skirt, and all I find is a tree trunk and coconuts.

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The Captain