Now, here's another strange April event ... it's the

Event: Appendage Emporium

Where: Houston Court House Annex – Houston, TX
When: April 22nd, at 7 pm
Admission: $12 per person

A collection of severed human appendages will be on display at the Houston Court House Annex. These appendages are FBI property and were once used as organized crime evidence.

On exhibit will be Carmine Fuggazzi’s left pinky, Johnny (the aardvark) Piccola’s tonsil’s and Baby Face Nelson’s elbow. Proceeds from the event will help provide bidets for FBI agents in need.

Have fun. I think I'll miss this one.