Wow! Did you realize what a bunch of special celebrations are coming up this month?

March 5 Ash Wednesday
March 14 Steak and a Blowjob Day
March 17 St. Patrick's Day
March 30 Vagina Festival in Japan
April 6 Penis Festival in Japan

Darn, we missed the Naked Man festival in Japan. It's the third Saturday in February which would (wood? ) have been February 16th this year. Too bad, it was carried on Japanese TV this year.

Oh well, next year we'll try to remember that one, too.