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Old 12-19-2013, 11:38 AM
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When you want to fork your pork!

"Makes your meat look and taste like real meat."

Bacon flavored condoms and bacon flavored lube.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71625&stc=1

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71626&stc=1

The company also makes a bacon scented deodorant called Power Bacon. According to their ad:

For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms and private areas. Using POWER BACON will probably draw everyone to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth: Beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, alligators, cougars, lions, and other carnivorous predators.

CAUTION: Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON! Do not use in Alaska.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71627&stc=1

And remember: Never cook bacon while naked !!!
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