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THE LONE RANGER

Ridin’ with the Ranger,
I learned to keep my place.
Ya’ never want to argue,
When he’s got a mask across his face.

He rode a pure white stallion,
While a pinto was my horse,
His clothes were always clean and pressed,
While my loincloth felt awfully coarse.

I’m really not complaining,
Revenge is using Kemo Sabe as his name
In my language it means Horse’s Ass,
Isn’t that (hee hee) a shame.