*FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK* My waterbed mattress ruptured at 3:15 this morning...after me only having 2.5 hrs of sleep....it is SO not patchable this time, and I can NOT afford a new mattress (waterbed or otherwise). Plus, there are NO waterbed stores nearby anymore, everything is online.

We are currently draining the damn thing with a piece of cut off waterhose. There is water every fuckin' where! The husband is going to have to dismantle the entire bed so we can clean it all up.

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton