I can see your point, I wouldn't call it lovemaking when the lights are out and my S/O yells Fuck My Ass you Big Studly Man-Beast!

Damn female logic...

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these