My Aunt. She's going back to school (again) and has to take a math course. Problem is she sucks at math. I'm good at math when I have a chance to wake up and remember what the hell I'm doing (it's been 7 years since I graduated high school). She kept interrupting and then complaining that I wasn't doing it the way the teacher wanted. Keeping in mind I'm not much of a morning person and now she's whining/yelling at me I snapped. Now she's all pissed because she's going to get a "c" instead of an "a" and it's my fault. I'm not a teacher and this is why.

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