
12-27-2010, 04:21 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Have you ever heard the story about how to tell what a falconer flies? The man who flies a falcon has puncture wounds all over his hands from nervous talons. The man who flies a goshawk has an arm that's white all the way to the elbow because he never goes without his gauntlet. And the man who flies a hawkeagle is the one with the eye patch. LOL.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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