A recent joint study conducted by the RTA and the Department of Health indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by arseholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, pure water, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many deadly car accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your well being.

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