GermanSteve---I HAD a neighbor like that!She was divorced and I
was friends with her teenage son.She ran a mobile vehicle accessorie(sp?)dealership.Alot of long-distance trucks;would deliver parts there.She would lay out on the lawn;in either an
orange bikini or a bright green one.It was to tease the truckdrivers;who would screw a snake;if you held its head and the head part;was optional.Unfortunately;she had the body of a beached whale;altho to a horny truckdriver;she probably looked
good.Definately;a hardon killer!I felt bad for her son. Irish
P.S.She was so obvious that my wife&I used to joke about it!

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