OK how about giving anal ? me mid 30's my wife is so tight that way ..... What was that line from Ferris Bueller's day off ? ' Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.' copied it from the internet...... I think the original quote was he'd shit a diamond ...... but one evening we were at my parents condo on the beach we were both relaxed not sure if she enjoyed it really she told me she did but it was quite easy