11-30-2002, 12:51 AM
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Jay's Babe
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: My house
Posts: 931
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Originally posted by dzbuster
Hmm t-shirt and vibrator?? isn't that what i got for valentines day lol
two truckers sitting eating in a diner. lady at the next table starts choking. one trucker gets up grabs her bends her ver the table and yanks up her skirt. he runs his tongue from her ankle to her back. the lady gasping spits up the piece of food. when the trucker sits back down his bud tells him "i've heard of but never seen that hienie lick manuver"
guy buys his gf a t shirt and a vibrator for valentines day. tells her if she doesn't like the shirt she can fuck herself.
guy tells the bartender send those two ladies drinks on me. they wave him over. thank you nobody ever buys us drinks because we're lesbians. he says no matter i was raised that ladies don't buy their drinks. wow how chivalrous you deserve a treat want to see our tits? sure. thank you. couple of drinks later you want to smell some pussy? sure. she blows in his face.
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