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Old 06-05-2008, 08:14 AM
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As per the LATimes

Horoscope: June 5
June 5, 2008



Aries (March 21-April 19): A boring job is an invitation to explore your imagination. This afternoon you can ask for money, and get it.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your backup plan is just as good as the original plan. Come up with plan C, D and E. In time, you'll be able to explore each with some success.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): At the crossroads, part of you wishes that someone would decide for you. However, you would not be happy with that outcome for very long.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): What if you viewed every piece of work you completed as the most beautiful you ever accomplished? Try it as an exercise.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You have an opportunity to trade your talents for cash. But first you must figure out how you fit into an equation. Get a second and third opinion.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have been seduced by what you want. The stage is set to finish the cycle, perhaps with a barter, sale or negotiation.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Be proud of the effect you have on others' social lives. You introduce friends to one another, and they start a relationship.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You're making a special effort because you love someone. Give your action a lot of forethought because you'll be setting a precedent.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The social politics of work and play will disappear as soon as you ignore them. You may pull off a miracle, like being the one who makes everybody just get along.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Expressing yourself is tricky. If you focus on how you're being received, it interferes with your execution. Despite the challenge, you excel.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You're not as likely to accumulate things as other signs. Still, you pick up a treasure here and there. Today's find is stellar.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Relationships take center stage. You'll learn who is helping whom do what, which inspires you to cast someone in an important role in your life.

Today's birthday (June 5): You have a new definition of excellence, and you work hard to embody it. But the laziest days in June are the luckiest for your personal life. Coincidental connections in July signal that you're in the perfect place to grow your dream. Travel figures into October. Leo and Libra adore you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 2, 43, 11 and 20.
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