04-09-2008, 12:45 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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puzzling event
a woman has disappeared from her home. her car is still in the driveway and neighbors report seeing her enter the house around 1pm on wednesday afternoon. when police were sent to investigate they found that all the doors to the home were still locked from the inside, there were no windows broken and no signs of a struggle. the last place she was seen before entering her house was the local wendy’s restaurant. what happened to her?
the baconator 
sank you! i’ll be here all zeh veek!
seriously folks, i just ate this size-of-my-head-burger and i can feel my arteries hardening as i type this, my heart has just jumped out of my chest and given me the old you-shoulda-hada-v8 smack on the forehead and there’s a note from my thighs and ass on the fridge saying we’ll get back to you later. but OMG was it yummy. |