ah crap... after reading that I am so ashamed that I can never come back to this site again...

wait... what was that... the new Playboy arrived? toss it, it's evil... well, maybe a quick peak at just the cover... what can it hurt... oooh... I gotta look inside... damn, this is just not enough... maybe if I just surf on over to Pixies...

hey, I'm back.... guess they were right!

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