Originally Posted by Scarecrow

How ALL business phones in America SHOULD be answered!



GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .

Press "1" for English.


Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English




And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,




Jesus Christ




and the American Soldier.





One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.



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