I confess that I'm happy that a woman at least acknowledges that I need to get laid. That's the first step in the process so I guess I need to prepare myself for step two which would be to actually find the woman who will help me do something about it, huh?

*IowaMan runs over to grab Yellow Pages to see if there are any listings for "very easy women* in his area.*

Hmmmm, discount condom outlet........ no don't need that!

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

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