...totally screwed! i can't play mousetrap without my marbles! i need another daddy for my baby and how will i ever find one if i can't play mousetrap?" susan lucci nods with wide-eyed wonder at such wisdom and gasps, "my god, she's right! someone! quick! what's the number for 911!?" but just then famous psychic john edwards appears in a wisp of vapor, gently takes britney's hands and croons, "britney...

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose