Upon hearing my name, I start towards the stage. Upon walking over to the dias, I trip, crashing into Nikki and falling with her to the floor. After enjoying a bit of a kiss, a cuddle and a fondle, I pick myself up and make my way over to the delightful Lixy.
I remember that Nikki hasn't cut her nails in a long time, so I quickly give Lixy just a little peck on the cheek. I accept my bug's ears and turn towards the dias.
In the legend tradition of long speeches, verbose posts and intelligent replies, I give my acceptance speech.....
"Thank you."
.....before announcing the next award
"The next award is the most lovable bikers award. This award goes to the biker who is the most wise, charming and witty and is a belt with a golden replica of the Triumph logo on the buckle. This is awarded to none other than......Irish. Give em hell!"
Although I patiently wait for Irish to accept his award, I am eager to catch up with Nikki. I want to give her the proper, personal thank you that she deserves (details of which may or may not be revealed later
).