When I last had a breakup, every song I heard seemed to speak to me...nowadays, being older & more cynical, I'd prob pick "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" (in keeping with OF's line of thought)...

at a workplace a few years back, there was one young country girl deeply in love with her Bubba, with 3 of us older guys...one morning she came to work early, red-eyed coz Bubba broke up with her the night before...rest of us tried to give some space & not tease her like we usually did, but the oldies station kept playing all those sad old breakup songs, & we all nearly busted our guts trying to keep from laughing out loud...she finally went home early, thank god...

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