Seeing that i'm supposedly too old for the sheet-as-ghost costume ( who decides these things, i would love to know! ), i guess i'll go as either a pirate looking to snatch some booty ( and instead of a wooden leg, i'll just tie down my... ), or maybe a judge with nothing under my robe ( all rise! ). or why not just wear shades, a long sleeve white shirt, white socks, and a hairbrush in my hand?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!