In the toilet I´m getting my tool out
With my hard-on I stand on my knee
I want TO but I can´t do
when I´m trying to pee...

So I need TO cool down a bit
thinking about my mother in-law
shouting "Sweetie, I need a minute!"
trying to deal with my flaw

(I´ll be back right in a minute!)

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.