09-23-2002, 07:31 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,196
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Quote:
Originally posted by hotgirl4u2nite
Why is there the little tag on matresses and pillows that commands, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law!" Is there a mattress and pillow police squad ready and waiting to drag us away kicking and screaming?
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Oh, yes, the packaging police do truly exist. These are the same people who will arrest you if you open a box at the wrong end, or if you fail to eat a pillow after removing the tag which says "...not to be removed except by consumer".
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