I'll give you a fudgesicle if you let me look at your hoo hoo.


Anyone else hear that on the preview for next week's "Desperate Housewives"?

Anyone wanna bet I never see the royalties?


And more importantly...




Anyone wanna take me up on my offer?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.