gg-- ty, what a hoot! How to hold purse: Fill purse with rocks. When full, add one more rock (purses can always hold one more thing). Hang purse from shoulder or arm, whichever hurts more. Hug purse close to body, pretending it will be ripped from you by mugger. Never let purse go. (Oh, and get name of good orthopedic surgeon first.)

axe: re high heeled shoes: Do not attempt unless you like purse.

I tried necktie in Annie Hall era. Once. How do men stand it?

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