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Old 02-11-2006, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by easyman67
20 some years ago....my first mother in law was hosting a dinner for her art group ladies and asked me to prepare the meal for them. I decided on a garlic stuffed pork roast. I have no idea why, but I got incredibly horny that day as I was fixing the food. I had cut a slit in the end of the roast to stuff some garlic in and the damned thing just looked good enough to fuck....so I did! 3 times before it went into the oven. I felt kind of guilty after but it was too late to fix anything else. It blew me away when the whole group raved about the meal and the UNIQUE taste of the pork roast. Never told my wife about that one.LOL


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