Ok here we go

Dicksbro
1: Because the land of the free hasn't been free for a century.
2:Full Service = Gas station, Gas pumps, Gas Jocky
Self Service = Gas station, Gas pumps, No Gas Jocky
No Service = No Gas station, No Gas Pumps, No Gas Jocky

MilkToast
1: Adhesive
2: I think you can use a state ID as well
3: Because English is a crappy language
4: Interstate is a type of road, it doesn't have to go through more than one state
5: Chainsaw time ; )
6: Engineers that know to much and think to little
7: I don't, but for people who do I guess it helps them concentrate
8: It would be way to heavy to fly
9: See, #3 or #6, which ever floats your boat.

Coach Knight
1: Phsyiclogical re-assurance that it isn't about the money.
2: Special orders mean more hassle and more work, hence more money

skipthisone
1: Because they'er in my stuffy shoes.
2: My nose isn't running, if it was it would probably be due to a cold.

scotzoidman
1: It is somthing they do when they are talking to people, and they don't notice that they are doing it even though they can't be seen by the other person

Reesa
1: This one is easy, Stupidity

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