Why oh why is it that when my dear sweet loving husband buys me vibes/dildos they are never shaped like a dick??????????????

I go through the catalogs with him and show him all these glorious thick cocks I'd love to ride when he's AWOL. Some are black and some are white. Some are short and thick, some are thin and long. Some are pink, some are tan. Some have defined ridges, some have veins that look ready to burst.


BUT all of them look like a REAL penis!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today once again, and trust me I'm not looking a gift vibrator in the mouth, I knew a package was coming and was soooooo looking forward to finally fucking myself with a real imitation penis. But true to form it looks like a gigantic swirly pink thing but not a cock.

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