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Old 08-04-2002, 02:24 PM
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Wink OK, another sex joke...

Little girl asks her mother "Where do babies come from Mommy?"

The mother figures she is old enough for the Birds and Bees talk, so she explains the differences between a man's body and a woman's, and how he will put his penis in the woman's vagina and that is where babies come from.

The little girl looks at her mother wide-eyed and says "Mommy, I am confused. The other night I was walking past your bedroom and Daddy's penis was in your mouth. Why?"

And her mother replied "Oh honey, that is how we get expensive jewelry."
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